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Spouse wife jokes are perused by all husbands far and wide, to keep the fights with their wives on an entertaining side. Spouse wife relationship is the best on the planet, made by the god-like god, yet now and again there are extremely interesting minutes or occasions between them. 😜😜😂😂😂😂😭😭

We have updated some funny conversation between husband and wife for every one who speak in Hindi, English also images of the jokes you can directly save to phone or Computer and send to your someone special.😝😝😛😛

Funny Wife Jokes in Hindi, English and Image

पत्नी – हाय राम आपके सर से खून क्यों निकल रहा है ?
पति – अरे मेरे दोस्त ने ईंट मार दी
पत्नी – आप भी मार देते ,आपके हाथ में कुछ नहीं था क्या ?
पति -हम्म… मेरे हाथ में उसकी बीवी का हाथ था..😜👊👊👊अब चेहरे से भी खून निकल रहा है😜

Wife – Hi ram your head out of the blood is why?
Husband – Hey my friend shot brick
Wife – even kill you, there was nothing in your hands, what?
-hamm Husband … my hands bleeding from the face of his wife’s hand Thakk😜👊👊👊ab Ha😜

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पत्नी : शादी से पहले तुम बहुत मंदिर जाते थे । अब क्या हो गया ?
पति : फिर तुमसे शादी हो गयी … और भगवान से भरोसा उठ गया…….😜😜😜😜😜

Wife: You go to a temple were married before. What happened now ?
Husband: Then you got married … and lost their faith in God …… .😜😜😜😜😜

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पति : मैं तुम्हारे साथ 100 साल रहूँगा और 100 साल तुम्हे भरपूर प्यार करूँगा
पत्नी : क्यों ? फिर उसके बाद कहाँ मुँह मारने का इरादा है ?
बोलो चुप क्यों हो गए ?????……और करो प्यार भरी बातें अपनी बीवी से 😜😜😜😜😜

Husband: I’ll stay with you 100 years and 100 years, you’ll love the rich
Wife: Why? Where then intended to kill mouth?
Why are you silent, speak and do romantic things with my wife 😜😜😜😜😜 ……

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पति रोज रात को शक्कर का डिब्बा खोलकर देखता… 😮 और सो जाता..! 😴
पत्नी से रहा नही गया और उसने पति से पूछ ही लिया :”क्यूं जी ये रोज रोज आप शक्कर का डिब्बा खोलकर क्या देखते हो…?” 😕
पति:- अरे, डाॅक्टर ने कहा है..घर पर रोज रात को शुगर चेक कर लिया करो..! 😆

Every night, opening a box of sugar … 😮 husband sees and falls asleep ..! 😴
I was not husband and wife, he was questioned: “Why live it every day, you open a box of sugar to see what …?” 😕
Husband: – Hey, the doctor said Hakkgr Czech sugar has to do every night ..! 😆

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पत्नी – मै मायके तभी जाउंगी
जब आप मुझे छोड़ने आओगे
पति – मंजूर है पर वादा करो की घर भी तुम तभी आओगी ,
जब मै तुम्हे लेने आऊंगा

Wife – I’ll go only if parents
Will you leave me
Husband – is approved only if you promise to come home,
I’ll pick you up when you